It's been a while, hasn't it? I've been to busy with other endeavours lately to bother with this silly little thing. Since I doubt too many people (i.e. none) actually read this thing o' mine, I shouldn't feel too guilty for taking some time off, huh?
Let me start by wishing everyone a Merry Christmas! Oh, shit, wait a minute. That's not politically correct any more. Sorry non-Christians.
Let's try again. Happy Holidays! Damn it! Holidays has its roots as holy days… that's not politically correct. Sorry atheists.
OK, so, I guess I shall wish everyone out there a safe and happy day. Pick a day. Any day. Crap. Sorry night shift workers. I am so insensitive!
Fine. I won't wish anyone a happy anything. My son just sneezed and I almost said "God bless you." I need to be careful about what I teach my children. They need to learn to be open-minded and inclusive of all beliefs… zombies, in a way. That's exactly what this world needs. Zombie children growing up without passion. Without a backbone strong enough to stand up against something that they feel is wrong or unjust. If they do, they will be labelled as racists, sexists, classists, or any other -ist that you can think of. We can't have that. No sirree. My children will accept as their own beliefs whatever the mass media has decided is appropriate for the rest of the world.
Yep, I'll love my zombie children no matter what. They can even eat my brains when the rest of the zombies rise up to take over the world.
Damn, damn, damn. I just realized how insensitive I was being to practitioners of vodun (aka voodoo). I should not have used zombie-ism in such a sarcastic manner. Mea culpa. Oh Christ (not him again)… I used Latin. That had to offend someone on either the European or African continent. You know… because of the way the Romans raped and pillaged their way to the dominant civilization a couple thousand years ago.
Let me stop now before I piss anyone else off.
Sorry everyone.